It's kind of fascinating to follow celebs on Twitter who don't just self-promote. I had to stop following Ashton Kutcher (Kucher? whatever.) when I first joined because he committed the sin of over-tweeting in his attempt to get 1,000,000 followers before CNN did. However, in a desperate attempt to find out JUST WHAT HAPPENED to make TayTay quit Rachel Zoe, I somehow came upon Brent Bolthouse's page. It's fun when celebs aren't just tweeting for P.R. purposes. The dude is really just open about whatever he is feeling, his past, his gloom, whatever. All I can say is, there is no way this man would hire Heidi Montag, except in a brazen P.R. move to get mad publicity for his company by being featured on The Hills on a regular basis.
Clearly, I fell into a tweet-hole. Is that a term or did I just coin it? The tweet path went Rachel Zoe - Brad - Taylor - back to RZ - Brian Atwood - Lindsay Lohan(!) - back to Brian Atwood - Brent Bolthouse. It's kind of like playing the six degrees of Kevin Bacon with Twitter connections. Besides wanting to tell those Hills fans out there to check out Brent's page, I really need to know if Taylor was fired or if she quit, and why. If she had her own show, I think it would be pretty hilarious to just watch her mope and complain about her own employees. She and Kelly Cutrone could start a blunt and Debbie Downer reality show network. And I would watch it religiously! Bravo Andy, please put something like this together. Perhaps it's a TayTay vs. People's Revolution showdown. As a handicap, one has to take Stephanie Pratt as an employee and the other has to take Heidi Montag.
P.S. RZ, could you PLEASE learn to use the "rotate" tool on any basic online photography program? Or just hold your camera 90 degrees the other way? This way we can fully appreciate your fabulous clothing collection at its best.
*all words in bold are stupid Twitter-related words I made up that probably already exist. This is why I'm only allowed to check Twitter about twice a week. Notice how scattered and A.D.D. my writing is on this post. This is what Twitter does to a person. It's like the crystal meth of reading and writing.
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You are hilarious. =) I enjoyed this post so much. It's sorta like a long voice message from a friend. In the absolute best sense. ; )
Thanks Shannon. Perhaps this is why my friends don't listen to my voice mails anymore! ;)
They don't? That's just wrong. Hehe ; ) Tay had to have gotten a show, or maybe she had to put up or shut up, as many times as she's threatened to quit in the past?
Btw, back away from the Lindsay Twitter page... back slowly away. (What am I saying? RUN!)
I am really pissed they didn't catch her departure on film. they teased us like the would for weeks, then it turned out to be a promotion instead.
Taylor not going to Paris was bull. That must have been a made-up plot arc of some sort. Either that or they are all totally nuts.
The Lindsay Twitter page - I only scanned a few tweets but it looked quite cray-cray. I feel bad for anyone with a father like hers. What a LOSER he is!
I agree about the Paris thing, Brad was a d**ce to not pick up on the clues and decline to go. There had to have been more behind the scenes with that incident.
Ugh. Mr. Lohan. The father of the year trifecta of him, Jon Gosselin, and Levi what's-his-name... gives you the heebie-jeebies, doesn't it?
So did you ever find out why she left?
Not yet! Will post a link if I find out!
GENIUS post.
So wait, you never found out??? I am proud/ashamed to report that Linds, Brad, RZ and Tay Tay are all on my twitter list. Brad is always pimpin' his friend who writes for Family Guy (but who's tweets are trying WAY TOO HARD....much as I love that show). Lindsay rarely tweets, so she's low committment. Taylor NEVER tweets. I'm worried I'll have to add Bolthouse now. Hmmmm!
girl, girrrrl. this was so great!!!!!
loving it, you are funny, funny, funny.
xo
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