I haven't caught up on my RHOATL premiere yet (I was trying too hard to explain it to a RH newbie after a few too many sips of wine on Monday night), but this past Sunday
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution featured new housewife Phaedra Parks' home. I haven't seen this much bordello black and red since Alex and Simon's Brooklyn renovation. I have to say, I do kind of dig that bathroom wallpaper though! Or are those decals? I've seen similar decals before. The rest of it, um, yeah, not my style but to each her own! Perhaps this is the home least likely to:
A) Evict a RHOATL, whether it's being rented or an ex-husband football player stops paying the mortgage.
B) Be sold in a short sale
C) Not be leased by a Sugar Daddy named Big Poppa
Apparently, Andy Cohen gave her this Warhol's worst nightmare of a painting to welcome her to the show! Actually, I think Andy Warhol would have loved the entire reality television phenomenon, as it proves his theories about fifteen minutes of fame for everyone.
photos via SeanDrakes.com via AJC.com
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The ATL is so juicy in a bad way and I love it. They are such cats in a make believe fantasy world. Lisa had interesting things to say in Essence about the behind the scenes. I'll miss her, not her makeup, and I'll really miss her husband, but not their love scenes. She was good balance. Phaedra whatever she is Dwight with boobs.
Rachel Zoe pissed me off with throwing Tay under the bus and then tying her to railroad tracks, knowing she was under a confidentiality* contract and couldn't defend herself. Of course the office was lighter, but she knew Taylor wasn't a sunflower when she hired her and kept her for years. From my very short stint in the fashion industry as an intern in NY I know the Taylors keep the business running, but they are run into the ground with work. Had to drag that up because they could have just said she was let go.
I think RHBevHills is going to put them all to shame.
Can not stand Thintervention, oh for so many reasons, but mainly I'm tired of these harsh unrealistic torture camps and Jackie isn't someone we need to hear a lot from, esp. at 2am when I catch up.
Jeff is finally getting a lot clearer, but when is he going to take responsibility and confront his demons instead of pissing on his staff. I was sad when he couldn't stand up for Trace getting slapped. he couldn't say anything. His Kitchen of the Year is striking when you first see it, but I'll leave the rest alone.
Topshelf anything fills in too much on Bravo.
Every line Phaedra says sounds like a soundbyte for the opening of the show. I love when she says "I'm a lawyer to the stars" and then they show the headline "Freeing Bobby Brown." Not a star I'd hitch my wagon to, she probably has to get him out of the clink every time he goes to one of the states where he owes child support.
That slap was shocking and just so damn WRONG! Jeff is restraining himself more, but still is nowhere near normal, eh? I do love him though, I think he's hilarious.
I am so far behind. Good lord, these ladies have zero taste.
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