This odd shape around one's boobs (so Madonna "Express Yourself" era):
Plus this weird sea urchin thing added to the waist:
You know I TiVO'd The Client List. It was Lifetime garbage at it's best. I highly recommend making a total crapfest out of it by making it a double feature night, and adding Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss starring Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Which dress did you think was the worst disaster? I think my vote is for this. January Jones needs to say goodbye to Versace and head in a more Betty Draper-esque Nina Ricci direction. Add some lucite platforms and this dress is straight out of The Moonlight Bunny Ranch. :